This girl is more easily done than said...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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