i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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