I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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