Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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