We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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