ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just wanna soil my oats bro
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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