redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?