You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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