If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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