I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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