One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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