I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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