i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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