Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
