Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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