My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Welp...herpes.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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