Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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