Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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