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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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