Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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