so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
