Having a random hookup so left but love u
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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