Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Someone stole a lamp last night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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