I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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