No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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