Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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