She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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