How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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