Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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