Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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