they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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