He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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