I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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