What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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