Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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