I'm gonna have a badass scar
This girl is more easily done than said...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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