I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You dont lie about slip and slides
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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