I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Even the bartender felt bad for me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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