Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
