: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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