in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
even my farts smell like vagina
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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