and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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