I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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