Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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