I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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