I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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