i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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