you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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