Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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