rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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