I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it