Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets