dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.