Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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