K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize