is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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