Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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